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Christmas at 221 B Baker Street or the art of spoiling the party…

Oh, Christmas!! Christmas !! With its twinkling lights, its golden decorations, its snow on the sidewalks… For their first Christmas together, the boys even made an effort at 221B in terms of decoration. They hung a pretty Santa Nono hat above the fireplace, they put pretty greeting cards on it, they hung a light garland around it…Sherly even plays the violin and Johnny has taken out his most beautiful sweater…

In short, the dream! A real moment of happiness!!! Besides, for this exceptional event, friends are invited, of course! John and his new friend Jeannette, Madame Hudson, Lestrade, the nice Molly… EXCEPT YOU FORGET YOU SPEND THE EVENING WITH SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!!!!!! And that, therefore, the evening can only turn into a nightmare… in disaster… in disaster, and that everyone (except Mrs. Hudson) is going to take it all in her rank and will have a tailor-made suit cut…

Starting with John’s girlfriend. This poor young woman, who hasn’t asked anyone for anything except to have a good time with her cuddly toy, and who kindly offers Sherlock a little toast with foie gras, will quickly understand that she has no place here. .

Sherlock: “Thank you Sarah…

John: – No, no, let it go, he doesn’t remember first names…

Sherlock: – No wait, I’ll find out: Sarah, it was the doctor…then there was the one with the pimples then the one with the nose…and then after the razor teacher it was?

Jeannette: – It’s nobody…

Sherlock: – Oh! Jeanette! I proceeded by eliminations…”

And bam, in the teeth…

Then comes the nice Molly with her arms loaded with gifts…

… (She also made herself beautiful, with a beautiful princess dress and beautiful silver sequin earrings… Well, it’s Christmas, isn’t it?) and the time for blah blah blah before the turkey with chestnuts…

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Molly speaking to Lestrade: “I didn’t expect to see you tonight, you weren’t supposed to be in Dorset for the holidays?

Lestrade: – I have to go there early tomorrow, I got back together with my wife, everything is settled…

Sherlock: “No, she’s sleeping with a gym teacher…”

And bam, back in the teeth…

Molly: “And you John, it seems that you are going to see your sister, is it true?

John: – Yes.

Molly: – Sherlock was complaining about it, he was saying it…

John: – For the first time in her life she has made amends, she no longer drinks.

Sherlock: – That’s wrong.

John: – Shut up Sherlock! »

Ooohhh! The atmosphere begins to be, how to say? a little tense… and half the assembly is desperate to smash Sherly against the wall…

But nothing stops Sherlock, no no no!

So, to avenge John’s remark? he’s going to crush Molly, humiliate her, trample her, shrivel her up, in short, Sherlock is going to do great Sherlock, with a contemptuous and haughty tone… under the gaze of a John on the verge of getting up to stick one for him for okay this time…

Sherlock: “Do you have a new friend Molly? And it’s serious this time!

Molly: – What?

Sherlock: – In fact you are going to see him this very evening and give him a present…

John: – Take a vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lestrade: – Shut up and have a drink…

Sherlock: – Oh please, you must have seen the gift that is placed on top of all the others anyway! Perfectly wrapped with a beautiful bow while the others were done in a rush so it’s for that special someone. The red color matching her lipstick is an unconscious reminder or a call to the relationship she wants to encourage… In any case, Miss Hooper is thinking of love… the fact that it is solid is clear from the simple fact that ‘she gives him a gift, it always suggests long-term hopes, even if they are in vain! Besides, it’s obvious that she’s going to see him tonight, given her outfit and her makeup, she tries to compensate for the size of her mouth and her breasts…”

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Needless to say, Molly is so ashamed.

Then, Sherlock reads the label of said gift… and oooh… Ackward!

Oops, the big dumpling!!!!! And go make up for it later, you jerk! Here’s our pretty Molly on the verge of tears… And bang bang bang re re re in her teeth (seriously, I think it’s the most majestic bowl, the most prodigious rake I’ve seen in my life, yes! I suffer for her!!)

Ah no Sherly there it is not possible! In the art of filling meals with friends, you are the best!!!

And how does this rotten Christmas end????

Sherlock leaves to lock himself in his room (after apologizing anyway!), Watson tries to bring him back to the living room (“Are you okay?”) but Sherlock slams the door in his face, everyone leaves annoyed, and, icing on the pudding, John gets dumped:

John: “I’m really sorry.

Jeannette: – You know, most of my friends are seriously mistaken about you, you’re a great friend.

John: – Good, perfect! I’ve always thought I was awesome…

Jeannette: – And Sherlock is really lucky to have you!

John: – Jeannette, please…

Jeannette: – No, it’s true! It’s even touching! You would do anything for him when he can’t even distinguish your girlfriends!

John: – Look, I’ll do anything for you… Just tell me what to do, tell me…

Jeannette: – Don’t put me in competition with Sherlock Holmes!

John: – I’ll take your dog out!!! Here, now, I told you, I will take your dog out!!!

Jeannette: – Except that I don’t have a dog…

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John: – No…because…it was the last one…OK!!

Jeannette: – Then I don’t believe it!! (Jeannette leaves the apartment.)

John: – I’ll call you!

Jeanette: – No!!!

John: – Alright…”

Boom, boom, boom, more teeth… Merry Christmas!!

As a conclusion to this deplorable Christmas, let’s just remember that of Mrs. Hudson: “It really didn’t go very well! »

Oh good ????????????

Long live Christmas at 221B Baker Street!!

But deep down, isn’t this a Christmas as they are celebrated in almost all families? Isn’t it a “normal” Christmas where the guests end up insulting each other and then throwing the turkey with the chestnuts in the face???? Eh ??? Well then, in fact, you see, our Sherly, he is not so different, after all… This Christmas at 221B, it’s a Christmas like the others… With the family!

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